ic contact; (castle in the mist)

[angsts]

This is Dynos. If you're just going to waste my time, don't even bother.

[ooc: IC voice and text messages go here!]

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[sagacity]

[Dynos.

Dynoooooos.

You hear that? No? Have you even come across your phone yet? For your roommates' sake, let us hope so, because it's ringing. And ringing. And ringing.]

[angsts]

[oh god why are you so annoying.

BUT ONCE HE FIGURES OUT WHAT'S RINGING—

BUTTON MASHING—oh there we go.]

... Well, that seems to have stopped it.

[sagacity]

[Oh, oh, it's the kid's voice.]

So that's what this is for!

[angsts]

[asldkjasdjasdasd]

S-Serge!?

[sagacity]

The one and only! Nifty little thing, isn't it? I wasn't sure what it meant when I saw your name on the list, but this more or less answers that question.

[angsts]

[... Hi, Serge, have some silence. You can practically hear Dynos's horror as he realizes that this means Serge can bug him whenever he wants—]

. . .

[sagacity]

[ . . . ]

You there? I know you can hear me.

[angsts]

I wish I couldn't.

[sagacity]

Then all you have to do is turn it off.

[He thinks, anyway. He doesn't know how this works any better than Dynos.]

Think this is all the device is for?

[angsts]

What makes you think I know anything about it?

[sagacity]

Because the Divine Race had better technology than we Common Race folk could even imagine. But I'm guessing that's not the case here.

[angsts]

[He kind of wants to say "Don't lump me in with the rest of them", but that's irrelevant, so.]

If I knew what this device was, don't you think I would've said something?

[sagacity]

[Because you don't like me so you may not be telling me stuff out of spite -- ]

Maybe, after you got over the shock of hearing my irresistible voice. But it didn't exactly work out that way.

[angsts]

[He would do that, actually...

But salkjsdasd—]

Would you stop that!?

[sagacity]

[Butthead . . . ]

Are you saying that actually bothers you? Good to know!

[Kid can be riled up! He has teenage emotions!]

[angsts]

[SERGE WHY]

Y-You...!

[THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH HE HATES YOU RIGHT NOW.]

[sagacity]

[DYNOS IS TRULY A YOUNG BOY, HE CAN SEE THIS NOW. ALL IS GOOD IN LIFE.

Anyway.]

Hey, where are you? I want to show you something.

[angsts]

[NO GET OUT OF HIS LIFE.]

And what reason do I have to answer you?

[sagacity]

[EL-OH-EL WHAT LIFE.]

It has to do with this place. Come on. I won't pick on you.

[angsts]

[SCREW YOU.]

... Hmph. I doubt that.

[Buuuut his tone says "Fine".]

[sagacity]

[THEN GIVE HIM SELENA.]

Great. Meet me at the center.

[Outside the spring, basically. That's what he wants to talk about with Dynos.]

[angsts]

[HOW.]

... For the record, this is only because you said it has to do with this place. Don't think that this makes us allies or anything like that.

[sagacity]

[FIND A WAY.

. . . oh, look, he got stiff again. But he promised not to tease, so Serge can't say anything witty to that. Aw.]

Yeah, I know. You're not the type to keep allies.

[Because you can't bring yourself to trust anyone.]

[angsts]

[... Oh wow he actually meant it.]

You wouldn't be at the top of my list either way.

[sagacity]

Ouch.

[s i g h.]

Well, see you in a bit.

[angsts]

... Yeah.

[And with that, he hangs up.

Click!

... And then makes his way to the meeting spot, yep.]